Showing posts with label games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label games. Show all posts

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Gamer Girl

kalau zaman dulu, dak pompuan xminat or xbley main game, gi la main masak2 ke.. budak laki je ley main game tape ataupun game petak (tetris). kalau dibagi main pun buat menyampah je, terkial-kial nak tekan button. "lompat la! lompat je!" jerit aku kat sepupu pmpuan, "xmau la takot! kang die mati, kesian", haish bek xyah men game cmtu.

tpi skrg xlagi mcmtu, terwujud sudah istilah gamer girls.. walaupun kebanyakan mereka main game yang 'light' mcm dinner dash ke, plant vs. zomba ke, ataupun MMORPG jer, ade gak yg hardcore gamers. diorg lebey prefer Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dota dll..

skrg ni pmpuan yg main games espicially hardcore gamers dianggap 'hot' oleh nerd2 dan dotafags mcm aku nih. and kalau diorang pmpuan ni mampu kalahkan kitorg, they'll look espicially hot! maka akan terkeluarlah statement  nih 'omg u so cute yet u pawn hard...'

tpi bukan senang nak cari pmpuan cmni... kalau dpat ley bangga ngan kawan2 nerd yg lain. 'ak elah main silent hill tjerit2, awek aku dah abes la men game nih, wat malu kaum laki jelah ko ni'. yeah, statement yg aku penah sebut, sebab i got the gamer girl with me..! yeah i love u, u are the best at slashing zombies and killing mutants, i feel safe around u, lol...

ape yg bestnye?

situation 1
-hey gamer girl, i nak kuar jap ngan kawan, ada lan party, kitorg men dota, xkuar umah pun, so jgn risau ye.. bye2
-ok dear, gud luck, pawn hard!

situation 2
-hey normal girl, i nak kuar jap ngan kawan, ada lan party, kitorg men dota, xkuar umah pun, so jgn risau ye.. bye2
- ha, lan buat party? die x ajak pun, ei awk ni main dota jer, dpat duit ke main dota tu? ape yg best sgt? saye xpham la awk ni.

p/s: mane i pnye cd Arc Rise Fantasia? i xde game nk men ni. dah ade PsP jgn blagak ye and gud luck main Generals.
i love u, Godspeed


if princess peach is not so much of a princess, they dont have to create Metroid and Mario. save urself for god sake

Friday, December 24, 2010

Wii - Wii, Wi.. W, ZZzzz..


Wii! dengar je dah seronok kan? sbb tulah pada zaman aku berduit dahulu, aku membeli konsol ini. pasti kelak hidupku akan dipenuhi riang ria dan pengembaraan fantasi yang hebat diluar batasan.

NOT SO TRUE

it lacks punch.. seriously. game pling ganas anda boleh jumpa dalam alam wii ni adalah House Of The Dead: Overkill. itupun game yg single button, aim and shoot, selayaknya jadi flash game saje. Beside that, pilihan yang aku adalah, Super Mario, Paper Mario, Mario Party, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Mario Power Tennis, Mario blablabla..

SO WHAT WRONG MARIO? HE IS COOL, ISN'T HE?

nope, he is gay. it is already World 8-8. tiba-tiba labi hijau yg ko jumpe kt level 1 dulu tu jalan dan patuk aku, and i'm DEAD! what? dont u learn something? dont u level up? dont u have 9999hp by now? why do u died when u fall down a hole but u survived when u fall down pipe? why? Squall Leonhart or Tidus should do a better job at this, even kupo-kupo moogle can settle that turtle, but not u Mario. Not u...

i will give Arc Rise Fantasia a final try before i put an end to our relationship. for the time being, i'l keep u in the box until i got hold of the game. May the Force be with u,cause u need it.

that mushroom head boy fly u the doublebird since the last decade.