Teori Perentas Masa

Merentas masa atau time travelling adalah satu subjek yg slalu menjadi perbualan tak kira antara cerdik pandai mahupun bebudak skolah melepak tepi kantin selepas tgok back to the futere. ya anda patut tgok citer tu untuk mendapat idea mengenai perihal time travel nih.

jadi possible kah perbuatan ini? apakah impak yg diberikan pabila satu individu itu merentas masa, lebih2 lagi jika dia pergi ke masa silam. mampukah dia mengubah sejarah seperti back to the future ataupun mencipta dimensi alternatif dimana satu jalan cerita lain dicipta tanpa mengganggu dimensi asal seperti Trunks dalam Dragon Ballz yg menyelamatkan gako dimasa silam tetapi pada dimensi trunks itu sendiri, goku masih mati dan tidak mengubah apa-apa sejarah. confused? its not an easy concept to begin with.

so katakan it is possible. mesti ada bukti kan? macam baru2 ni ade org gali tanah pastu jumpa jam tangan rolex yg berusia beratus-ratus tahun. mungkin ada perentas masa yg tertinggal jam tangan ni atau mati tertanam dengan jam ni. tpi dakwaan ini disangkal pasal rupenya2 rolex dah buat jam sejak 1511, perghhh...


Mindfuck #1



apa mamat/minah tu pegang? kenapa dia bercakap sorang2? FYI ini adalah daripada filem Charlie Chaplin, zaman ni filem pun bisu lagi, so cellphone technology is out of the questions. mindfuck lagi pasal kalau dia ckap kt cellphone mesti la ade penerima caller tu and line apa dia guna? maxis? celcom kot sbb celcom kat mane2 pun dpat line, LOL. ade gak skeptikal kata yg die ni gunakan hearing aid keluaran siemens yg bteknolgi tnggi masa tu, benda tu mmbantu org yg kurg pendengaran. but mindfuck, obviously dia tengah cakap sorang2 so hearing aid is also out of the topic.

to be continued.....


if i can go back to the past, ill go and stop my birth, then we'll see the mindfuck effects...

Makcik Babi!

awal pagi2 nih ketika menelaah blog Obefiend, aku dikejutkan oleh satu suara dari tv yg aku pasang tpi xtgok.

Apakah nama makcik Babi yg menetap di Paris??

i said to myself, WTF??
terus pandang ke tv dengan segera, whats wrong with this TV3? swearing suddenly on me..
guess what?
Apakah nama Makcik Barbie yg menetap di Paris? hantarkan jawapan anda ke 32300, hadiah yg menarik menanti anda.

i Lol'd...


i'm a fan of my mother language, but sometimes it just couldn't coop with this era

Gamer Girl

kalau zaman dulu, dak pompuan xminat or xbley main game, gi la main masak2 ke.. budak laki je ley main game tape ataupun game petak (tetris). kalau dibagi main pun buat menyampah je, terkial-kial nak tekan button. "lompat la! lompat je!" jerit aku kat sepupu pmpuan, "xmau la takot! kang die mati, kesian", haish bek xyah men game cmtu.

tpi skrg xlagi mcmtu, terwujud sudah istilah gamer girls.. walaupun kebanyakan mereka main game yang 'light' mcm dinner dash ke, plant vs. zomba ke, ataupun MMORPG jer, ade gak yg hardcore gamers. diorg lebey prefer Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dota dll..

skrg ni pmpuan yg main games espicially hardcore gamers dianggap 'hot' oleh nerd2 dan dotafags mcm aku nih. and kalau diorang pmpuan ni mampu kalahkan kitorg, they'll look espicially hot! maka akan terkeluarlah statement  nih 'omg u so cute yet u pawn hard...'

tpi bukan senang nak cari pmpuan cmni... kalau dpat ley bangga ngan kawan2 nerd yg lain. 'ak elah main silent hill tjerit2, awek aku dah abes la men game nih, wat malu kaum laki jelah ko ni'. yeah, statement yg aku penah sebut, sebab i got the gamer girl with me..! yeah i love u, u are the best at slashing zombies and killing mutants, i feel safe around u, lol...

ape yg bestnye?

situation 1
-hey gamer girl, i nak kuar jap ngan kawan, ada lan party, kitorg men dota, xkuar umah pun, so jgn risau ye.. bye2
-ok dear, gud luck, pawn hard!

situation 2
-hey normal girl, i nak kuar jap ngan kawan, ada lan party, kitorg men dota, xkuar umah pun, so jgn risau ye.. bye2
- ha, lan buat party? die x ajak pun, ei awk ni main dota jer, dpat duit ke main dota tu? ape yg best sgt? saye xpham la awk ni.

p/s: mane i pnye cd Arc Rise Fantasia? i xde game nk men ni. dah ade PsP jgn blagak ye and gud luck main Generals.
i love u, Godspeed


if princess peach is not so much of a princess, they dont have to create Metroid and Mario. save urself for god sake

Classic Epic: Malaysian Raid Over British Guthrie

Master Pwner : 4th Prime Minister, Mahathir Mohamad

His Army: Permodalan Malaysia Berhad

Description: and Epic Raid to take over Guthrie palm oil and rubber plantation company on the London Stock Exchange. -Success- 

-Epic Win-

what is a raid? 

- a sudden attack to take over something

- a group of smaller army conspiring to surprisely attack a larger enemy

- to rob or to take over something by surprise

What is Guthrie

-British palm and rubber plantation and trading company owned by British, founded in Singapore

-introduced rubber and palm to Malaysia

The Story

- 1981, Mahathir engineered a raid to take over Guthrie and make it fully malaysia owned.

- it is done by Permodalan Malaysia Berhad

- a success, after 4 hour of raiding British Stock Exchange

- took the World by surprise (epic win)

The Result

-return ownership of some 200,000 acres (800 km²) of agricultural land back to Malaysians.

-temporary bitter relation with British Goverment

@W. Bush, u cannot come to a country and change his goverment to your liking, it is not your right, it is for the local citizens to dicide themselves. - Mahathir Mohamad

Contradicting Political Statements

aku tak pro mana-mana political party, bagi aku dua-dua pun ada masalah diorang sendiri. so fix yourself before u fix others. tapi ade 2 kenyataan yang aku dengar ini bercanggah antara satu sama lain.

ayat 1 : jika kami diberi peluang memerintah, kami akan turut harga minyak, cukai dan sebagainya

ayat 2 : kerajaan sekarang meniakkan harga minyak kerana perlu membayar hutang negara yang tinggi

so, apa yang bercanggahnya? lets say u succeeded, anda memerintah negara. anda kurangkan harga minyak, cukai, bil api, internet, harga gula, santan, ayam, slurpee, tiket wayang, jajan, maggi dan sebagainya. bagus tu.. tapi bagaimana dengan hutang negara tadi? sape nak bayar beb? kerajaan yang dah step down takkan bertanggungjawab. macamana sekarang ni?

emm? yeah? so? whatever...


do not feed the hyiena, they eat meat and u have alot of them, attached..

Wii - Wii, Wi.. W, ZZzzz..

Wii! dengar je dah seronok kan? sbb tulah pada zaman aku berduit dahulu, aku membeli konsol ini. pasti kelak hidupku akan dipenuhi riang ria dan pengembaraan fantasi yang hebat diluar batasan.

NOT SO TRUE

it lacks punch.. seriously. game pling ganas anda boleh jumpa dalam alam wii ni adalah House Of The Dead: Overkill. itupun game yg single button, aim and shoot, selayaknya jadi flash game saje. Beside that, pilihan yang aku adalah, Super Mario, Paper Mario, Mario Party, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Mario Power Tennis, Mario blablabla..

SO WHAT WRONG MARIO? HE IS COOL, ISN'T HE?

nope, he is gay. it is already World 8-8. tiba-tiba labi hijau yg ko jumpe kt level 1 dulu tu jalan dan patuk aku, and i'm DEAD! what? dont u learn something? dont u level up? dont u have 9999hp by now? why do u died when u fall down a hole but u survived when u fall down pipe? why? Squall Leonhart or Tidus should do a better job at this, even kupo-kupo moogle can settle that turtle, but not u Mario. Not u...

i will give Arc Rise Fantasia a final try before i put an end to our relationship. for the time being, i'l keep u in the box until i got hold of the game. May the Force be with u,cause u need it.

that mushroom head boy fly u the doublebird since the last decade.

Mula Semula

Yahh... lebih hebat dari rombakan kabinet, semuanya telah ditukar. harap-harap blog nih tak terabai lagi lepas ni. disebabkan tuannya pun dah jadi penganggur, maka baiklah jadi pem-blog sepenuh masa buat masa ini.

Cuba lari juga dari hijau, terimakasih "bekas rakan seperguruan" kerana memberi inspirasi utk mengubah template bagi merajinkan diri. its work.

tapi nak tulis pasal pe ni ye sebenarnya? teori nostradamus? soal politik tempatan? yang pelik dan misterius? ataupun seni digital?

mungkin semua sekali.. step by step.. brick by boring brick..


in order to make a wise decision, one should be able to eliminate all the absurd first